Τετάρτη, 4 Απριλίου 2007

Η συνταγή

Γιά όλα υπάρχει μιά συνταγή. Συνταγή της επιτυχίας, συνταγή γιατρού, συνταγή γιά να είσαι αγαπητός, συνταγή γιά να είσαι μισητός, συνταγή γιά να πετύχεις αυτό που θέλεις.

Το θέμα είναι ότι ακόμη κι αν ξέρεις τη συνταγή, πολλές φορές δεν την εκτελείς σωστά, ή δεν θέλεις να λειτουργήσεις με "συνταγές". Θέλεις να κάνεις του κεφαλιού σου -γιατί έτσι.

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Έχω μπροστά μου τη συνταγή γιά πασχαλινά κουλούρια της μαμάς μου.

Φαίνεται εύκολη. Την έχουμε κάνει πολλές φορές μαζί. Πάντα πετυχαίνουν.

Αυτή τη φορά που θα την κάνω μόνη μου, ξέρω ότι η επιτυχία δεν είναι δεδομένη. ΟΚ. Προχωράμε και βλέπουμε. Κι αν δεν πετύχει αυτή τη φορά θα πετύχει την επόμενη. Οι οδηγίες άλλωστε είναι σαφείς. Υπάρχει περιθώριο λάθους;

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Σε άλλα μέρη του κόσμου οι καθηγητές Πανεπιστημίου δεν φοβούνται να εκτεθούν. Ο Theo J. H. Krispijn από το Leiden έδωσε μιά performance με την Ουριτική Προσευχή μιάς Άτεκνης Γυναίκας. Μιά πανάρχαια συνταγή, τρόπον τινά.

http://www-news.uchicago.edu/citations/07/070402.oldsong-ct.html

9 σχόλια:

YO!Reeka's είπε...

?!!
καλό πάσχα

CAESAR είπε...

Να λειτουργούμε με συνταγές ή χωρίς αυτές; ιδού το δίλημμα ;))

Ιφιμέδεια είπε...

Καλό Πάσχα Yo!reeka~!

Καίσαρα,
νομίζω καλύτερα χωρίς συνταγές.

Queerdom είπε...

Πέτυχε;

Ιφιμέδεια είπε...

Όχι! Μου βγήκαν μπισκότα!
:)))

Ανώνυμος είπε...

I was a catechumen repelled by your anti-Semitic service, especially on
Good Thursday (beatitudes 4th tone, 13th antefone 2nd plagal 6th tone, 11th
antefone 2nd plagal 6th tone; also Tuesday 3rd ode 2nd tone tropare). Don't
you know how these passages fired up the Black Hundreds to go out and kill
Jews for their Judas fires? Some of you say they were added during the Middle
Ages and should be removed. What are you waiting for? Jews and Protestants
don't eat anything when they fast, but you eat seafood that is not Kosher,
deliberately out of anti-Semitism. You refuse to use matzabread in the
communion host because of your anti-Semitism. Your service book was written
by Chrysustolm, a communist Syrian terrorist who sought to consumate the
crimes his Seleucid forefathers were prevented from committing on Channukah,
and who wrote "Questioning is the subversion of faith" (Homily I on I Timothy
I). How do you masquerade to parade for religious freedom? If you want
Greeks to be a free people again, you should abandon your islamosoviet
religions and join the West. How do you expect Americans to elect Greeks who
attend such services to higher office?
George Kender Comney (Comnenus?) GComney@yahoo.com

Ιφιμέδεια είπε...

Dear G.K.C.,

we are a free people again (since 1821) and we try to respect religious freedom and esp. the freedom of speech. This is why I do not delete your comment, although it has nothing to do with my post and is written in a most inappropriate tone.

Vernon Malcolm είπε...

Excellent, Obama Greeks, let's all pastel party! Now you Greeks have to stop being so cynical about your muslim brothers and let Albania and Turkey join Europe so you can all party together and racism between you will end! Islam arose via monophysitism from Greek oppression of the Black Man. Even the Jews needed to bring Iranians then Arabs to take back their cities in the seventh century. Justinian embraced superstition in closing the universities and olympics, causing the bubonic plague which led to the birth of Islam. Your Benaki Lousiana Shipping brought over most Black Slaves together with Lehman Alabama Finance. You cynically want to take Palestine just like Macedonia with Trojan Horse Perfidy by distorting history. Heridotage knew Athena was Black but fascist Madoxus adulterated the histories. Do we forget what you did to the Macedonia AME church in Flushing? Religion is just oppresses people as we will make global progress now that superstition-based initiative people are out of office. YOu need to unshackle our ALbanian brothers in Janine, Slavs in Fleurine and Turks in Kozane and Cyprus so we can all party. Our loyal Turkish allies should be allowed eradicate all your Zeus priests from their soil. I mean this guy Benjamming Freakling must have had too much electric thunder through his brain to propose Greek for our language and turkey for our bird.

Ιφιμέδεια είπε...

Dear Vernon,

I see your point. I totally disagree with what you write -at least what I could make some sense of, hard though it was.

I think that you have the whole thing completely wrong and by the way how could you know what I believe in when I'm writing in Greek??

I don't think I could engage in any conversation with you whatsover so I would appreciate it if you never stop by my blog again.